DISCLAIMER - No matter how many times I close my eyes and make a wish I still don't own these beautiful boys... more's the pity. This is purely a work of fiction, not intended to imply anything about these guys or their lives.

For the RPS100 challenge - someone is sick, someone else takes care of him.

"You've gotta admit it's pretty funny."

"Do you see me laughing?"

"Alright, so you have to appreciate the irony."

"You can take your irony and shove it up your..."

"Temper, temper!"

"Is there a point to this visit, Mike, or have you just come to gloat?"

"It's not every day Superman takes a nosedive on the steps of his Fortress of Solitude giving himself a concussion."

"Fine, you've gloated, now go!"

"But, Tom, I'm here to ensure you follow doctor's orders."


"Didn't he say you should stay in bed, but keep awake?"

"Yes, so?"

"Thought I'd - entertain you."